RULES.

um, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Reposted with permission - Thank you, Mike Oz! Check out the original at: http://fresnobeehive.com/2010/09/thems_the_rules.html

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Yes, that is a "hygienic liner" stuck to the mirror...

Hall Pass

Afraid to ask why...

Tipsey.

Is this a direct challenge to Law Enforcement?

Smelly.

The small print: “I like my men smelly…The scent of a man is absolutely irresistible to me. I just love the masculine aroma of musk and muscle. So, after a hard day’s work, I make sure my guy uses Moorix. The most ravishing aftershave lotion for men…and their women.” [From a store window in Venice, Italy]

Old tan...

What, exactly, is her motivation to come home?

They're calling her old AND skinny...

Hmmm...?

Window cracked just enough to allow gloved hand to hold cigarette out. Outside temp: 85 degrees. Approx travel speed: 70 mph (in a residential zone)…

HERO DISCOUNT.

Oh, really? No ALCOHOL while in uniform?

That's no fun.

No tube tops.

Is the loaner shirt also Barbie-sized? If so, then alright.

Woof.

Crazy Milk.

Oh, those crazy white tigers!

Piles of Yummy Candy.

Zoinks!

i got an eerie feeling something was watching me...

Free Toothbrush Sanitizer.

Interesting Menu Item.

I would order the “Child” (under 12, so it must be tender), but the “no salad” is a deal breaker…