Flush the Toilet...

Um, how, exactly?

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CAUTION!

You're about to hit a bollard.

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No Peeing!

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Notice.

Thanks for the warning.

PMS Alert!

At least she warns you.

Tow Truck

Oh sure...that looks safe.

Grandma?

Mud Flaps

Proof that apparently you can rock big rig mud flaps without the big rig.

Bathroom Advertising #2.

From the back of the door of the RR stall - which makes it facing the INSIDE. So we find it more than a little creepy to have someone watching us while we are in the LADIES' room. Perhaps this guy should have a talk with his ad agency about "appropriate" placement...

Bathroom Advertising. #1

In-stall bathroom ad. On a "dry" campus.

Transporting a freezer

This is one way to transfer a freezer; however it does take a toll on the roof and tires.

Fashionable Fan.

Is it just me, or do the flip-flops Totally make the outfit?

[Disclaimer: I have it on good authority that the subject has an amazing sense of humor. If this isn't the case, he should feel free to contact us and we'll remove this post.]

Got'a love Santa Cruz

Well now that is festive.

Pepto-mobile.

Don't panic! If you become nauseated looking at this vehicle, you can just lick the side panel. Or the bumper. Or the hood...

[oh. and, yep, its an Escalade.]

This many kids shouldn't be allowed.

Do all these kids and the cat fit in this small KIA?



Super-fast Subaru

Hmmmm...

No Standing.

Hey, don't mind us. We're just standing around under this here "No Standing" sign...

P. R. O. O. F.

Better not be naughty...!

No Parking Space? No Problem.

Just park sideways.

No Gum!

from the people who brought us teeny-tiny loaner shirts...

AND no glow sticks.

RULES.

um, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Reposted with permission - Thank you, Mike Oz! Check out the original at: http://fresnobeehive.com/2010/09/thems_the_rules.html

File Under "Ewwwww..."

Yes, that is a "hygienic liner" stuck to the mirror...

Hall Pass

Afraid to ask why...

Tipsey.

Is this a direct challenge to Law Enforcement?

Smelly.

The small print: “I like my men smelly…The scent of a man is absolutely irresistible to me. I just love the masculine aroma of musk and muscle. So, after a hard day’s work, I make sure my guy uses Moorix. The most ravishing aftershave lotion for men…and their women.” [From a store window in Venice, Italy]

Old tan...

What, exactly, is her motivation to come home?

They're calling her old AND skinny...

Hmmm...?

Window cracked just enough to allow gloved hand to hold cigarette out. Outside temp: 85 degrees. Approx travel speed: 70 mph (in a residential zone)…

HERO DISCOUNT.

Oh, really? No ALCOHOL while in uniform?

That's no fun.

No tube tops.

Is the loaner shirt also Barbie-sized? If so, then alright.

Woof.

Crazy Milk.

Oh, those crazy white tigers!

Piles of Yummy Candy.

Zoinks!

i got an eerie feeling something was watching me...

Free Toothbrush Sanitizer.

Interesting Menu Item.

I would order the “Child” (under 12, so it must be tender), but the “no salad” is a deal breaker…

WARNING!

Oh. Okay then.

Life-sized Hotwheel.

What happens when a toy car gets a fairy godmother...

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Bill?

I'd like to put that on my credit card. Thanks.

Dazed & Confused.

BLEEDN♥ + LDS = ?? [WTH]

Um, and excuse me for noticing but, isn’t the fact that Jesus died on the cross the basis of Christianity…?

Yard Sale.

Makes you want to check it out doesn’t it?

Dilemma.